The 1st LJ-cut
Jul. 24th, 2004 07:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sniffnoyYaaay, Jon Chu gave me a list of all the acts! It's not chronological, but that's OK.
However, I have much better things to do with my time right now than write a long entry about the Talent Show. Well, I suppose I don't really, but I'm not going to do that right now. That's why this entry is titled the 1st LJ-cut. While I wasn't able to find my list, Dina also copied it down (although, it should be noted, not as accurately as I did :D ). Here's the list, as Dina copied it and I corrected it from my memory:
Wait, a note first. There's no HTML way to do double-underline (save for using Unicode combining chars, and do I really expect that to show up right for most people?), so I'll indicate that by bold underline instead. Also, the beginning "No" was up against the topleft corner, and so the double line surrounding it was only actually on the right and bottom sides. But anyway.
Other stuff I forgot from last entry:
A while ago, I forgot to mention this at the time, when someone said that Fergie had to get a girlfriend (was it Josh?), Etienne replied, "He's trying, but she keeps on giving him problem sets." That's an, ah, interesting idea...
See a few days ago it seemed Fergie might have gotten back on Sherry's good side after he included a *non*-dirty joke in a problem set and got a smily-face sticker on it... not so. Sherry launched a surprise attack on him with Etienne's watergun. (That thing is *big*.) In revenge... well, first I should note about the poster.
Mung had a poster that was... ah... slightly pornographic... which he got in a magazine. He hung it on Fergie's door. Fergie has now taped it to his ceiling, but first he made sure to flash it at Sherry during lunch. That was the revenge mentioned above.
Well Fergie's turning in a problem set entirely in Japanese (none of the counselors can read Japanese; apparently Issao can speak it, but not read it), and his questioning of how she ever got to be a counselor after she failed to notice that a student of hers was assuming that 0a=0 in a proof of same, finally resulted in Sherry repeatedly punching and kicking Fergie (to no effect, obviously :P ) while shouting "I hate you! I hate you! I hate the fact that you're my student!".
Hm.
-Sniffnoy
--
"Assume a spherical ant."
-Hayn Park
However, I have much better things to do with my time right now than write a long entry about the Talent Show. Well, I suppose I don't really, but I'm not going to do that right now. That's why this entry is titled the 1st LJ-cut. While I wasn't able to find my list, Dina also copied it down (although, it should be noted, not as accurately as I did :D ). Here's the list, as Dina copied it and I corrected it from my memory:
Wait, a note first. There's no HTML way to do double-underline (save for using Unicode combining chars, and do I really expect that to show up right for most people?), so I'll indicate that by bold underline instead. Also, the beginning "No" was up against the topleft corner, and so the double line surrounding it was only actually on the right and bottom sides. But anyway.
| No |
- talking (or whispering)
- calculators
- slide rules
- log tables
- abaci
- cheating
- stealing
- sleeping (in class)
- sleeping (on the toilet)
- non-standard symbols
- non-standard meanings
associated with standard symbols
- nonstandard orientation
- writing smaller than 12 pt.
- cubic reciprocity
(Harry Altman,
that means you!)
- caricatures of counselors
(JCs are fair game)
- proofs of infinite sex
- mercy
- clicking your tongue to the
"Monty Python" theme
OR
"99 bottles of beer on the wall"
singing
- crying
- laughing, Li-Mei!!!
- axiom of choice
- languages other than English,
British, or simplified Hindi
- defenestration
- refenestration of illicitly defenestrated persons/objects
- human sacrifices to Cthulhu
- writing about this exam in your LJ
(Harry, Xiao, Fergie, Chris,
Anton, we know where you live)
- random killings this night
- tearing pages out of blue books
- drugs (don't drink and drive!)
^
or twinkies
- reading the blackboard
- making retarded assumptions
- correcting the writing of a proctor
- Illuminati
- any other signs of physical and/or
mental weaknessOther stuff I forgot from last entry:
A while ago, I forgot to mention this at the time, when someone said that Fergie had to get a girlfriend (was it Josh?), Etienne replied, "He's trying, but she keeps on giving him problem sets." That's an, ah, interesting idea...
See a few days ago it seemed Fergie might have gotten back on Sherry's good side after he included a *non*-dirty joke in a problem set and got a smily-face sticker on it... not so. Sherry launched a surprise attack on him with Etienne's watergun. (That thing is *big*.) In revenge... well, first I should note about the poster.
Mung had a poster that was... ah... slightly pornographic... which he got in a magazine. He hung it on Fergie's door. Fergie has now taped it to his ceiling, but first he made sure to flash it at Sherry during lunch. That was the revenge mentioned above.
Well Fergie's turning in a problem set entirely in Japanese (none of the counselors can read Japanese; apparently Issao can speak it, but not read it), and his questioning of how she ever got to be a counselor after she failed to notice that a student of hers was assuming that 0a=0 in a proof of same, finally resulted in Sherry repeatedly punching and kicking Fergie (to no effect, obviously :P ) while shouting "I hate you! I hate you! I hate the fact that you're my student!".
Hm.
-Sniffnoy
--
"Assume a spherical ant."
-Hayn Park
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Date: 2004-07-24 06:55 pm (UTC)-sara who is now eatenbykraken :0)
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Date: 2004-07-24 08:18 pm (UTC)[laughs uncontrollably]
Someone keep a play-by-play of The Game tomorrow. This is NOT optional.
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Date: 2004-07-24 08:51 pm (UTC)ROTF LMAO!
Your time at Math Camp should be turned into a Comidic Anime OAV in the realm of Amgumanga Diaho and Excel Saga. Or make it into a manga and featured in Shojoun Jump. :-p
Oh, I wan`t to see the porn! :/
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Date: 2004-07-24 11:16 pm (UTC)