sniffnoy | Now the question is, if I turned this into a running joke, would anyone else actually find it funny?

Today, at dinner, Mike Herrick brought ice cream cake.

(This is very approximate.)
Me: Woah! Where did the ice cream cake come from?
Logan: Mike Herrick.
Me: Did it spring from his head?
Logan: Yup. It sprang from his head like Athena.
Me: We should open up his head and extract all the ice cream cakes!

Later, Logan talks about a convoluted scheme for obtaining Girl Scout cookies, which is quickly seen to not actually make sense.

Me: Forget it. We should just open up the Girl Scouts and extract all the cookies.

Later still - Marquise wants to buy a Vernor's from the soda machine, but it is out of this. Someone says he should bug DeVries (who is responsible for stocking the machine).

Me: He should just open up DeVries and extract all the Vernor's!