Randomity, part n

[sniffnoy]

Xiao now has an LJ! It's ahhhdontpokeme.

Yay! 780 on SAT II Writing!

Remember people, carry your almanacs with you everywhere! I went out to eat with Toreun and Ashley yesterday and made sure to take my almanac with me. They actually hadn't heard about the whole almanac thing yet. I don't think we really looked a lot like terrorists. :)

The citizens inhabitants players of Nomicron are starting to come up with new measures for dealing with Evil players. Such as reinstituting Jail, and this time making it Permanent. Or creating an Artillery Station, a sort of OWP to be used only against Evil players. Or making Hubs Protected, which would prohibit Evil players from entering them. Oh well. These won't even be voted on till next turn, so we still have 2 turns to destroy things with no fear of retribution. Our next target is already picked...

-Sniffnoy

--
"Don't eat this rubberband. I don't care about other rubberbands,
just as long as you don't eat this one. I'm going to need it so I can
tell you not to eat it."
-Me

Comments

Uh oh...

[grenadier32.livejournal.com]

Why am I suddenly getting the feeling that I should join Nomicron?

Re: Uh oh...

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

Come... join the dark side...

Wait, is Nomicron the dark side? Well its name is... but I suppose really it's not any side. Now, being an Evil Nomicron player is the dark side. But if you want to join *that* dark side, you have to join Nomicron first. :)

[forcemajeure.livejournal.com]

Many terrorists find almanacs useful. What terrorist could function without the 1848 electoral vote breakdown, or the list of the top 50 American Kennel Club registrations, or the factor one uses in converting square yards to hectares, or the life expectancy from birth for the people of Turkmenistan, or -- ominously -- the list titled "Selected IGFA Saltwater & Freshwater All-Tackle World Records."¹

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¹A table which indicates that the largest Jewfish ever caught weighed 680 pounds, caught near Fernandina Beach, Florida, on May 20, 1961. And here I am, a Jew my whole life, never even hearing about a Jewfish, let alone an obese Jewfish. But the terrorists have, oh yes, believe you me.

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. I mean, if you're going to terrorize a country, you need to know just what sort of country it is. And what better measure of that is there than what sort of dogs they have?

Now what's *really* scary is that they list all the final scores of all the championship games of the Canadian Football League. I mean, the history of the Grey Cup... just think about what they could do with that...

The terrorists are on the ball -- the ball on the 40-metre line, that is.

[forcemajeure.livejournal.com]

And here people thought Saskatoon was safe.

the the's are among us

[fensef.livejournal.com]

Monkey brain soup will give you ebola

ashley who, btw?

omg, harry said "ass kicked".... wow.

happy belatedified new year, all.

Re: the the's are among us

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

...and Monkey Brain Soup for the Soul will give you Ebola for the Soul? :P

And ashleyisachild Ashley.

Re: the the's are among us

[fensef.livejournal.com]

there are many strains of ebola, though i haven't ever heard of "Ebola for the Soul", though it does sound like a catchy title for something....

oh, i see, so now you are acquainted in person... i see. btw, she refused to tell me how she originally found your LJ, because evidently it was in some strange manner.... care to clarify?

happy few years

Re: the the's are among us

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

*I* would know how she found it?

Re: the the's are among us

[fensef.livejournal.com]

oh.... i guess not...... apparently it was something she was ashamed of saying....