Security refactors, whitewash cleaning, Snoggled boojums, and corduroy bilges...

[sniffnoy]

(19:39:26) Demosthenes36: whitewash cleaning?
(19:39:44) Sniffnoy: apparently
(19:40:19) Sniffnoy: that is what it says
(19:40:46) Demosthenes36: astounding.
(19:40:51) Demosthenes36: thanks for informing me.
(19:42:10) Sniffnoy: well, it might have said "whitewash invention cleaning" instead

(19:55:02) Sniffnoy: Line another security refactor!
(19:55:26) GRpanthers: where, the white house?
(19:55:44) Sniffnoy: Yes, exactly!
(19:55:51) GRpanthers: i thought so
(19:55:57) Sniffnoy: Go to the White House and line another security refactor!
(19:56:11) GRpanthers: why me?
(19:56:23) GRpanthers: if you don't mind me asking
(19:56:39) Sniffnoy: Because you're the only one who even knows what a security refactor is, much less how to line one.
(19:57:07) GRpanthers: how am i suppose to know how to use one?
(19:57:19) Sniffnoy: you don't have to know how to use it, you just have to know how to line it

(20:23:59) Sniffnoy: Line another security refactor!
(20:24:03) Sniffnoy: and yes I know it's backwards
(20:24:29) FallMists: what's backwards
(20:24:38) Sniffnoy: the whole thing
(20:24:42) Sniffnoy: well, not the whole thing
(20:24:44) Sniffnoy: just this part
(20:24:47) Sniffnoy: well, it's forwards
(20:24:51) Sniffnoy: but I mean it's on the wrong end
(20:25:23) FallMists: what should it be
(20:25:47) Sniffnoy: well, it should be the same thing, but on the other end
(20:32:11) FallMists: as in...
(20:32:26) Sniffnoy: the other end. It only has 2 ends
(20:33:18) FallMists: rotcafer ytiruces rehtona enil
(20:33:19) FallMists: ?
(20:33:21) FallMists: :)
(20:33:34) Sniffnoy: no, no, like I said, it is forwards
(20:33:41) Sniffnoy: the problem is that it's on the wrong end
(20:33:49) Sniffnoy: I put it on the back, it should be on the front

--
"The human race never solves any of its problems. It merely outlives
them."
-David Gerrold

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"The human race never solves any of its problems. It merely outlives
them."
That's true. It's individuals who solve the problems. And the human race who benefits.

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

Who are you and why must you contradict (the point of) my .sig?

[(Anonymous)]

they call me Anony Mous and I must contradict your sig because, to the best of my knowledge, it contradicts the truth (at least to some extent, if not totally) by implying that humans, in general, work towards creating more problems for themselves. do you disagree that individuals solve problems, even if the human race as a whole doesn't?
What was the point of your sig if it was something different than what I'm talking about?

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

Er, the idea is that problems *don't* get solved, they just eventually die off of their own accord. Because humans aren't very much good at solving things, but they're very good at surviving.

Go away, you stinky little optimist. :)

[(Anonymous)]

where am i now, Mr. I. P. Logger?