Ask me anything, and I will answer with a complete lie. Anything at all. Ask me anything, and you have my guarantee that, while parts of my answer may be true, taken as a whole, it will certainly not be.
-Harry
[Also, I will not do anything like this again, not for a long time, anyway. I just thought it was worth doing once.]
ADDENDUM: Somehow, it was only after Mickey's question that I realized that what I've actually just done is set myself up as the Internet Oracle. Man, I haven't done that in a long time! Except these answers aren't necessarily funny, just false. Well, Orrie's aren't necessarily funny either, but YKWIM.
-Harry
[Also, I will not do anything like this again, not for a long time, anyway. I just thought it was worth doing once.]
ADDENDUM: Somehow, it was only after Mickey's question that I realized that what I've actually just done is set myself up as the Internet Oracle. Man, I haven't done that in a long time! Except these answers aren't necessarily funny, just false. Well, Orrie's aren't necessarily funny either, but YKWIM.
