Wherein Ebay pulls a Stansifer

Well, not quite. But it seemed she was for a bit.

So, Mafia game last night. 17 people, 4 mafia, being me, Lucas, Veena, and Francois. We start with a day kill. Actually, we start with Becky accidentally flipping her card over. So, we start with a night kill, namely Long. OK, I'll skip to what I really remember. Ebay is being her usual annoying self. It's the third day - we started with day so there have been two nights - and Ebay is putting much accusation on Lucas. Lucas and I are accusing her, and I suggest we should not only kill her but ban her for several games for, well, being Ebay. Well, after a while, everyone else gets annoyed enough with Ebay that we do kill her, but in her last word, she says she thinks Lucas is Mafia, and that both Dans are innocent. Well, it turns out she's the inspector, and she didn't say anything! Night, we kill someone, I forget who, day, everybody's ready to kill Lucas on the basis that Ebay probably inspected him.

Then Tan Dan points out: there were only two nights! She talked about 3 people, but there were only two nights! Of course, she didn't actually say she inspected all of them, but that's how it seemed, so... can we trust her? Well, there is an accusation on Lucas, and it does come to a vote. Now, Long is now god, and he's often a bit hard to understand, so when he says "Failed by 1", Lucas hears it as "Killed by 1", and flips his card over! (I actually heard it that way too at first, but I was actually keeping track of what was going on and realized he must have actually said "failed".)

We eventually ended up winning that game, though.

In other news...

Oh, we have one security guard here who looks a *lot* like Jimmy Fallon. It's really weird.

So, remember how my Illuminati Crimelords set went missing? Well it just *happened* to turn up on a table in the Cinema Room the other day... which means Brian Lee almost certainly took it.

So it happened last night that Fergie was doing his laundry, and one of his socks came out still dirty. Tom, completely unintentionally, tells him, "Do not go to bed with that sock!"

Chris also completely unintentionally used the phrase "go over the edge" last night.

So Fergie comes up with a disgusting joke thing to say, and decides to go tell it to the Mafia players. (I wasn't playing Mafia at this time.) He goes over, and says it right in the middle of the day when people are talking. No reaction - of course not, they're not paying attention. So he says it again during the night. No reaction - of course not, he already said it. So he comes back to the other room and says, "I don't think anyone got it." Lucas gets up from the Mafia game, comes over here, and says, "I got it, you pervert!"

...well, it was pretty funny at the time. :P

Someone insisted I write this one down for some reason:
Eli: It wouldn't be PROMYS if we weren't hypocritical!

Yeah, this entry is rapidly falling apart. I think this is a good spot to end it.

-Sniffnoy