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Haiku by sniffnoy

i should probably note that i'm not very good at explaining these

Username: Haiku! by Hutta.

Dr. Galitskiy on the launching of spacecraft

Chicago - Accepted
Rutgers - Accepted

(It looks funny, to put them right next to each other like that, as if they're equally important...)

And now, Dr. Galitskiy on the launching of spacecraft:
"Did you ever ask yourself how they shoot something from Miss Kennedy - sorry, Cape Kennedy..."

In bad news, I left my kazoo in school.

-Sniffnoy

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"I teleported home last night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg."
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