sniffnoy | Random thoughts

Ew, these Raisinets are dry. How'd that happen?

I remember now what the other thing I wanted to write yesterday was:

A new nonsensical theory of why lemmings fall off cliffs! Once one lemming falls off a cliff, it decreases the lemming pressure on that side; the pressure of all the lemmings on the other side push lemmings off the cliff, and all the lemmings leak away into the lemming vacuum that is the cliff.

So yesterday I was going to go brush my teeth before I went to bed, and I found that my toothbrush was still unopened, us having bought it here. Now, my roommate was already asleep, and the first table I come to outside my room was the study lounge. So I go there and start cutting open my toothbrush. And right then Liz and - I don't know her name, the Indian girl who's not a first-year - walk by and Liz says, "He's cutting a toothbrush in the study lounge!" as if this were the strangest thing she ever saw. Yay, I've managed to weird somebody out without doing anything strange. :D

-Sniffnoy