Fergie meets my away message

[sniffnoy]

(20:35:35) fergie142857: Will you assist me in my quest to dilate my anus wider than its current record of two inches?
(20:35:35) Sniffnoy <AUTO-REPLY>: Certainly!

Comments

[grenadier32.livejournal.com]

I wish you the greatest of luck in your endeavor. :-/

[ashleyisachild.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[sidepocket-pro.livejournal.com]

Remind me to never shake your hands after that. That is...if you are going to use your hands. After all, my slander generator knows you keep a hampster for....things like this.

*hides hampster*