Memesheepage: Good ol' slander

[sniffnoy]

Libel, really, since it's written, right?

But anyway...

Slander! forcemajeure is the secret lovechild of autumnmist and toreun!! xplodingpigeon became turned on by the Power Rangers movie... forcemajeure has secret, sordid fantasies about autumnmist and acts them out with toreun! kokomox28 keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! sniffnoy has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants. sniffnoy and autumnmist took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Hm, I notice the ordered triple (forcemajeure,autumnmist,toreun) appears twice. Let's feed it through again[0]...

Slander! forcemajeure once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare! xplodingpigeon got mathnerdguy drunk and naked, and took photos. hal22 downloaded them. thelostpenguin and toreun secretly peed in kevboy2k's cornflakes. autumnmist is gonna pop a cap in blenrock's head, yo. autumnmist has secret fantasies about George W. Bush... autumnmist collects other people's underwear! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

This thing really doesn't like Jess, huh? Again.

Slander! forcemajeure has the last piece of Aztec gold. forcemajeure and toreun secretly peed in grenadier32's cornflakes. forcemajeure performed a "sexual act" upon autumnmist in a public toilet! ashleyisachild has an invisible friend. They're dating. blenrock and xplodingpigeon used to live together but xplodingpigeon moved out when they saw blenrock making out with sniffnoy! forcemajeure became turned on by the Power Rangers movie... Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

...and now it really doesn't like Kieran. The next one, I think, is better.

Slander! blenrock has thighs like tree trunks, and sniffnoy knows it well... ashleyisachild has secret, sordid fantasies about mathnerdguy and acts them out with fergie142857! jonpin smokes "special cigarettes" right behind sniffnoy's back! penguinone and grenadier32 took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. blenrock and thelostpenguin do things behind grenadier32's back that are illegal in most of the world. forcemajeure knows the truth about autumnmist and blenrock. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

One more time, why not?

Slander! autumnmist and jonpin are having sweet, creamy buttsex! forcemajeure has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants. thelostpenguin once kept grenadier32 locked up in their basement for eight months. sniffnoy once took xplodingpigeon into a changing room for some "fun"! forcemajeure has secret, sordid fantasies about autumnmist! jonpin saw something they shouldn't have in ashleyisachild's parents' bedroom... Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Ewww... still several friends that have not appeared. Again? Sure.

Slander! jonpin and ashleyisachild have been secretly doing it! autumnmist is secretly married to a horse! forcemajeure once kept jonpin locked up in their basement for eight months. toreun has secret, sordid fantasies about grenadier32 and acts them out with kevboy2k! thelostpenguin knows the truth about grenadier32 and kevboy2k. jonpin performed a "sexual act" upon ashleyisachild in a public toilet! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Bleh, this thing keeps using the same friends! (Also, I don't think the preposition used with "perform a sexual act" is generally "upon". But what do I know?) Again. Let's get something new here.

Slander! autumnmist became turned on by the Power Rangers movie... forcemajeure collects other people's underwear - and has some from sniffnoy and grenadier32! jonpin has an invisible friend. They're dating. blenrock has embezzled over $9,000,000 from work, and spent it all on their paramour, sniffnoy! autumnmist runs a secret pornography ring. blenrock and toreun are regular models. forcemajeure once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

*sigh* Forget it. It's not going to work. Note Kieran's kissing the bus conductor has actually come up twice now...


-Sniffnoy

[0]Actually, I did it once before the first one listed here, but I found the results simply too disgusting to repeat here.

--
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and
he's warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett, _Jingo_

Comments

[jonpin.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you didn't comment on the extremely prevalent singular "they"

[autumnmist.livejournal.com]

autumnmist and jonpin are having sweet, creamy buttsex!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

note

[xplodingpigeon.livejournal.com]

wow.

[sniffnoy.livejournal.com]

Yah, that's what the "Ewww..." was up there...

[grenadier32.livejournal.com]

forcemajeure and toreun secretly peed in grenadier32's cornflakes.
penguinone and grenadier32 took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
blenrock and thelostpenguin do things behind grenadier32's back that are illegal in most of the world.
thelostpenguin once kept grenadier32 locked up in their basement for eight months.
thelostpenguin knows the truth about grenadier32 and kevboy2k.
toreun has secret, sordid fantasies about grenadier32 and acts them out with kevboy2k!
forcemajeure collects other people's underwear - and has some from sniffnoy and grenadier32!

The first I knew about--that's why I eat Cheerios now.
The second is a bad memory--he and I do not agree on many things.
The third one requires many more details, including a location where I can bring a camera for blackmail.
The fourth is something I didn't want to remember. Thank you very much for cutting my finger and pouring lemon juice on it.
I hope thelostpenguin can keep a secret...
WTF, how many people are involved in that!?
The seventh explains a lot.

[fergie142857.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who you are, but... LMAO! Pinyan?!

[autumnmist.livejournal.com]

I'm Jessica.

Friends with Jon from high school.

[fergie142857.livejournal.com]

I'm Fergie. I'm the crazy nutbar from MOP '02 and PROMYS '03 that Pinyan may or may not have mentioned.

[forcemajeure.livejournal.com]

I... all I can say is that I believe in our system of justice and I'm confident an impartial jury will exonerate me. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Re the first one, I'm pretty broad-minded about people's sexual proclivities, but incest really isn't my thing.

Re the second one, I suppose it's plausible, since I actually live in a city with bus conductors, not just bus drivers. I can't prove it never happened.

Re the third one, now they're just throwing random accusations at the wall to see what sticks. It's like the Clinton impeachment all over again. And since when is it illegal to own gold? And do you honestly think a neurotic clean freak like me, who was just about kicked out of kindergarten for refusing to finger-paint, is going to fool around in a public toilet?

I guess you and I got a joint discount on the implants: bring a friend, save 10%.

And your Power Rangers boxers are hot.

[ashleyisachild.livejournal.com]

How scandalous.
And yeah, I agree with your comment on prepositions. It should be "with"... unless the second party is an inanimate object or something.
And what the hell is a "bus conductor"?? Was this thing written in England?