I forgot to bug Dr. DeWitt today
Mar. 4th, 2004 06:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sniffnoyI've figured it out! The reason our school has so many ceiling panels is that they don't want people walking on the ceiling! Think about it: If you try to walk on the ceiling, and you step on a ceiling panel, you push it out of its resting place - you have nothing to stand on, really, so you lose your balance and fall. Obviously our school has these ceiling panels specifically so that people will not walk on the ceiling. Which means there must be a secret room, only accessible through the ceiling, which they don't want other people to find! And according to Katie it stores old, moldy, cream cheeses, one of which is in the shape of George Washington's head.
In other news...
Yesterday's HSPAs. (Not much interesting on today's.) But on yesterday's they had one of those stupid questions where they show you a picture and you have to write a story about it. Specifically the picture was of a woman in a wedding dress jumping off a roof into a swimming pool...
Lots of people wrote that, with some explanation or another, she was committing suicide. Apparently at GRHS a lot of people also wrote that she was drunk. :-/ I ignored the fact that it was a wedding dress and wrote that she didn't want to wear the dress, so her mom convinced her it would allow her to float. :D Mike wrote that the whole thing was a frame from a physics video. Mickey wrote that she could control water psychically (or, in his words, she's a "hydrokinetic" (what an awful word)) and she was about to give a demonstration of walking on it. Kevin... Mickey insists I must ask K about what he wrote, but I haven't actually done so yet. Hm... what were some other good ones... I don't really remember. I do remember someone wrote something about her being a former Russian Olympic swimmer, but that's it.
Big important edit:
I asked K about his story.
(18:33:24) Sniffnoy: Mickey said I had to ask you about your story for yesterday's HSPAs *g*
(18:33:36) [K]: oh... i see
(18:33:49) [K]: it wasn't all that interesting... well, it was weird
(18:33:56) [K]: you know what the picture was?
(18:34:02) Sniffnoy: yeah
(18:34:04) Sniffnoy: we had the same one
(18:34:06) [K]: It was a woman jumping off of a roof into a pool
(18:34:07) [K]: W
(18:34:08) [K]: ok
(18:34:21) [K]: Basically, it was a story about cloud people
(18:35:48) Sniffnoy: go on :D
(18:36:18) [K]: It
started out with massive dense clouds coming in rapidly from the
south... and they were throwing notebooks at people (at this point
nobody knows there are people in the clouds)... So everyone setup
parties in order to get a bunch of these notebooks... the government
caught on to the cloud people and sent fighter jets out after them, but
all the pilots got blinded from the notebooks... so they sent out
tanks, and the cloud people decided to dive out of the clouds into the
pools (at the parties they had seen on their way around the country)
(18:36:25) [K]: so they woulden't kill themselves when they fell...
(18:36:43) [K]: and then they all ran to the streams and into the ocean so they could evaporate again and wreak havoc elsewhere
(18:36:59) Sniffnoy: LOL
(18:37:01) Sniffnoy: wow
(18:37:15) [K]: The other one was better... constitution in the bottle
(18:37:26) [K]: on the practice booklet... we had to do that for class
(18:37:32) [K]: err... only that one
(18:37:35) Sniffnoy: constitution in the bottle?
(18:37:40) [K]: Do you have the booklet?
(18:37:47) Sniffnoy: no
(18:38:06) [K]: Okay, well there is a picture of the constitution in a glass bottle in the sand on a beach.
(18:38:28) Sniffnoy: ah...
(18:39:10) [K]: My
story was about a congressman... he was on his way home from work and a
non-allied country intercepted him and turned him into a spy so that he
could get them documents... he was paid very well, and he was sneaking
things out of the governmental buildings in bottles for a very long
time... until
(18:39:41) [K]: He
went to get the most confidential document of all (yeah the
constitution... whatever) and he forgot that he had taken it when he
went on vacation
(18:39:57) Sniffnoy: heh
(18:40:21) [K]: He
was on the beach with the secret service agents when the bottle he had
forgotten about fell out of his pocket, and they rushed over to see
what it was... which is when he was wisked away to some 3rd world
country to be jailed and tortured
-Sniffnoy
--
"That's the second biggest duck I've ever had in my pants!"
-Guybrush Threepwood
In other news...
Yesterday's HSPAs. (Not much interesting on today's.) But on yesterday's they had one of those stupid questions where they show you a picture and you have to write a story about it. Specifically the picture was of a woman in a wedding dress jumping off a roof into a swimming pool...
Lots of people wrote that, with some explanation or another, she was committing suicide. Apparently at GRHS a lot of people also wrote that she was drunk. :-/ I ignored the fact that it was a wedding dress and wrote that she didn't want to wear the dress, so her mom convinced her it would allow her to float. :D Mike wrote that the whole thing was a frame from a physics video. Mickey wrote that she could control water psychically (or, in his words, she's a "hydrokinetic" (what an awful word)) and she was about to give a demonstration of walking on it. Kevin... Mickey insists I must ask K about what he wrote, but I haven't actually done so yet. Hm... what were some other good ones... I don't really remember. I do remember someone wrote something about her being a former Russian Olympic swimmer, but that's it.
Big important edit:
I asked K about his story.
(18:33:24) Sniffnoy: Mickey said I had to ask you about your story for yesterday's HSPAs *g*
(18:33:36) [K]: oh... i see
(18:33:49) [K]: it wasn't all that interesting... well, it was weird
(18:33:56) [K]: you know what the picture was?
(18:34:02) Sniffnoy: yeah
(18:34:04) Sniffnoy: we had the same one
(18:34:06) [K]: It was a woman jumping off of a roof into a pool
(18:34:07) [K]: W
(18:34:08) [K]: ok
(18:34:21) [K]: Basically, it was a story about cloud people
(18:35:48) Sniffnoy: go on :D
(18:36:18) [K]: It
started out with massive dense clouds coming in rapidly from the
south... and they were throwing notebooks at people (at this point
nobody knows there are people in the clouds)... So everyone setup
parties in order to get a bunch of these notebooks... the government
caught on to the cloud people and sent fighter jets out after them, but
all the pilots got blinded from the notebooks... so they sent out
tanks, and the cloud people decided to dive out of the clouds into the
pools (at the parties they had seen on their way around the country)
(18:36:25) [K]: so they woulden't kill themselves when they fell...
(18:36:43) [K]: and then they all ran to the streams and into the ocean so they could evaporate again and wreak havoc elsewhere
(18:36:59) Sniffnoy: LOL
(18:37:01) Sniffnoy: wow
(18:37:15) [K]: The other one was better... constitution in the bottle
(18:37:26) [K]: on the practice booklet... we had to do that for class
(18:37:32) [K]: err... only that one
(18:37:35) Sniffnoy: constitution in the bottle?
(18:37:40) [K]: Do you have the booklet?
(18:37:47) Sniffnoy: no
(18:38:06) [K]: Okay, well there is a picture of the constitution in a glass bottle in the sand on a beach.
(18:38:28) Sniffnoy: ah...
(18:39:10) [K]: My
story was about a congressman... he was on his way home from work and a
non-allied country intercepted him and turned him into a spy so that he
could get them documents... he was paid very well, and he was sneaking
things out of the governmental buildings in bottles for a very long
time... until
(18:39:41) [K]: He
went to get the most confidential document of all (yeah the
constitution... whatever) and he forgot that he had taken it when he
went on vacation
(18:39:57) Sniffnoy: heh
(18:40:21) [K]: He
was on the beach with the secret service agents when the bottle he had
forgotten about fell out of his pocket, and they rushed over to see
what it was... which is when he was wisked away to some 3rd world
country to be jailed and tortured
-Sniffnoy
--
"That's the second biggest duck I've ever had in my pants!"
-Guybrush Threepwood
