I never did write that entry about Vlad, did I? Yeah, I probably never will.

[sniffnoy]

Fergie keeps IMing me with stories about his girlfriend[0]. However, some of his tales seem a bit unbelievable. In particular, I am skeptical that anyone who has known Fergie for even a month would actually react to him saying "Incest is fun for the whole family!"

-Harry

[0]No, you did not misread that.