Very definitely not hypo

[sniffnoy]

I think this conversation speaks for itself.

(17:52:10) Sniffnoy: Elana is not a cabbage, nor is she a day of the week
(17:52:25) Sniffnoy: But cabbages that eat giant armadilloes just might actually be pandas
(17:52:39) Sniffnoy: Pandas that eat giant armadilloes, though, are very weird snow days
(17:52:54) Grenadier 32: ...
(17:53:03) Sniffnoy: This is why cabbage is bad for weeks, unless they only have Tuesdays
(17:53:10) Grenadier 32: Random item relationship generator?
(17:53:13) Sniffnoy: but weeks never only have Tuesdays
(17:53:18) Sniffnoy: you could call me that, yes :)
(17:54:51) Sniffnoy: if a week only had Tuesdays, it would have to have cabbage as well
(17:55:04) Sniffnoy: but that's a contradiction, QED weeks never only have Tuesdays
(17:56:52) Sniffnoy: Giant armadilloes do not make good pandas, or jackets.
(17:58:50) Sniffnoy: weeks make very good jackets
(17:58:57) Sniffnoy: Elana is not a week, she is an evil cabbage
(17:59:07) Grenadier 32: Can this be proven?
(17:59:21) Sniffnoy: No, it is an axiom of Evil Cabbage Theory.
(18:02:38) Sniffnoy: "I've got tofu in my ear. Can I be excused?"
(18:04:23) Sniffnoy: OOH! I want tofu in my ear!
(18:04:25) Sniffnoy: no, wait
(18:04:27) Sniffnoy: I probably don't
(18:04:36) Sniffnoy: considering what happened when I stuck Froot Loops in my ears
(18:04:41) Sniffnoy: I might attract giant armadilloes
(18:04:46) Sniffnoy: which would be really really neat
(18:04:54) Sniffnoy: but armadilloes don't eat tofu, do they?
(18:04:58) Sniffnoy: maybe giant ones do
(18:05:10) Sniffnoy: hm... giant armadilloes who eat cabbages and program in Perl!
(18:05:13) Sniffnoy: nah...
(18:05:19) Sniffnoy: cabbage hates tofu
(18:05:42) Sniffnoy: cabbage is a good way of getting rid of jackets, it just swallows them up
(18:08:16) Sniffnoy: am I right, or am I an evil cabbage that doesn't like mice or woodchucks?
(18:08:31) Sniffnoy: or am I just a fish in disguise as a day of the week?
(18:08:32) Grenadier 32: You haven't proven anything!
(18:08:38) Sniffnoy: perhaps not
(18:08:42) Sniffnoy: but you have!
(18:08:47) Grenadier 32: !?
(18:09:17) Sniffnoy: sure you have
(18:13:35) Sniffnoy: haven't you proven that fish don't eat cabbage, or that days of the week can never be weeks themselves?
(18:13:51) Grenadier 32: I...cannot speak of this!@
(18:15:42) Sniffnoy: can you write of it?
(18:15:55) Grenadier 32: I...cannot write!
(18:16:07) Sniffnoy: can you sign of it?
(18:16:42) Grenadier 32: All I can do is shoot holes in the shape of katakana symbols on walls
(18:17:18) Sniffnoy: OOH, neat!
(18:17:20) Sniffnoy: do my name!
(18:17:27) Grenadier 32: ...
(18:17:40) Grenadier 32: Is it worth the loss of a perfectly good wall?
(18:17:50) Sniffnoy: YES!
(18:18:02) Grenadier 32: You don't care about the cold wind?
(18:18:16) Sniffnoy: nah, I have a jacket
(18:18:21) Sniffnoy: it's a good jacket, made by pandas
(18:18:31) Grenadier 32: *sighs* Alright...
(18:18:37) Grenadier 32: *does so*
(18:18:54) Sniffnoy: YAY!

-Sniffnoy

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