To clear out what preceded, some approximately transcribed puns and nonsense

[sniffnoy]

Gregor Mendel?
Gregor Samsa, not Gregor Mendel!
Megor Grendel!
Did you just say [incomprehensible]?
What? I said Megor Grendel!
Fuck you!
Like, if you say it in an accent that doesn't pronounce their 'r's, it becomes "Mega Grendel".
Like a Chinaman?
What?
No, like the Norse monster.
The point is, Gregor Mendel is a huge beast.
Gregor Mendel is a huge priest!
See, they don't pronounce their 'r's.
Oh, I was thinking more British.
Or like a British Chinaman?
What sort of beast? A monkey! OK, that was awful, but it had to be said.