sniffnoy | I really can't think of a good title for this

(By the way, I've also added a 5th userpic: Kirby doing his up-B. Also, what follows is, as usual, approximate, and somewhat summarized. While I'm doing the random announcements, Girl Alex went and left Facebook. Hm. Also, I've just found out that Cornell has a poke army and it's larger than ours. But while we're more of Poke Free Mercenaries, they just poke whoever their leader announces; how this is decided on is not clear. So I don't know that they could really get into a war with us. Addendum: While I'm at it, I should probably note that Felipe is not in fact a first-year, as I called him, but rather a third-year in disguise, which I keep forgetting. Anyway, on to the main entry.)

So it happened at breakfast today that Doug asked me if there was any milk in my cereal. "Milk is for babies," I replied.
"Breast milk is for babies," says Doug. "Do you put breast milk in your cereal?"

May: Breast milk is actually pretty sweet.
Doug: And how would you know this, May? When was the last time you had breast milk?
May: Pretty recently...
Doug: Whose was it, May?
May: ...
Doug: Are you just going around randomly suckling people's nipples? You can't do that, May!
May: It was from a bottle, it was by mistake!
Doug: I bet it was from someone pregnant. Who do we know who's pregnant... did you get pregnant, May, and drink your own breast milk?
Me: Maybe it was Fiona's.

Doug: ...OK, Harry, there's a line. And you just crossed it.
Me: What? She was pregnant!

Jason sits down, asks what's going on. "Harry just suggested that May drank Fiona's breast milk." Jason gets this weird look on his face. "Harry, you just fazed Jason." At this I just crack up. I don't know.

-Harry