Oh, Lucas is a fnarp
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sniffnoy(16:18:38) Tavgfrg: Lucas is a fnarp
(16:18:43) Tavgfrg: He eats fnarps for breakfast
(16:18:48) Tavgfrg: but not for lunch
(16:19:49) Tavgfrg: He eats them with a spoon, a metal spoon
(16:19:53) Tavgfrg: Made of metal
(16:20:18) Tavgfrg: He eats them from a bowl, a wooden bowl
(16:20:19) Tavgfrg: Made of wood
(16:20:58) Tavgfrg: And he takes whatever's left and he feeds it to his dog, and he takes whatever's left and he feeds it to his hamster
(16:21:06) Tavgfrg: but they eat fnarps for dinner too
(16:21:15) Tavgfrg: Lucas, the cannibalistic fnarp!
(16:22:02) Tavgfrg: Oh Lucas has a set of 87 plastic spoons
(16:22:18) Tavgfrg: They eat lots of fnarps and he uses them as catapults
(16:22:56) Tavgfrg: For boulders, the size of boulders
(16:23:01) Tavgfrg: He uses rubberbands that never snap
(16:23:22) Tavgfrg: For boulders, the size of boulders,
(16:23:32) Tavgfrg: It's all set up so all he has to do is clap
(16:23:53) Tavgfrg: clap!
(16:24:13) Tavgfrg: Oh he puts fnarps in rubberbands and he puts them in ropes
(16:24:56) Tavgfrg: He feeds them to his elephant (so everybody hopes)
(16:25:06) Tavgfrg: (because otherwise the elephant would just have to eat woodchips all day)
(16:25:20) Tavgfrg: He's Lucas, the cannibalistic fnarp!
(16:27:46) cubisrebuk: harry, have you read that article about the p-adics?
(16:27:59) Tavgfrg: the one from the 207 list?
(16:28:10) Tavgfrg: I skimmed it
(16:28:11) cubisrebuk: yes
(16:28:14) cubisrebuk: oh
(16:28:22) cubisrebuk: wait
(16:28:27) cubisrebuk: how long was this going on
(16:28:32) cubisrebuk: this fnarp business
(16:28:38) cubisrebuk: jesus christ!
(16:28:40) Tavgfrg: LOL
(16:28:42) cubisrebuk: I get back and what do I find
(16:29:13) Tavgfrg: I was basically expecting your first message to be "Harry, WHAT THE FUCK"
(16:29:22) cubisrebuk: haha
(16:29:36) cubisrebuk: well...ok.
(16:30:07) Tavgfrg: so the timestamps say the first one was at 16:18:38, last one at 16:25:20 (EST, of course), though I was about to continue when you got back (about how you know that eating green sludge is bad for you)
(16:30:34) cubisrebuk: dammit.
(16:30:37) Tavgfrg: so that's 7 minutes, plus 2 if you count till when you saw it
(16:34:35) Tavgfrg: you realize of course that that's all meant to be sung :D
(16:34:58) cubisrebuk: argh
(16:18:43) Tavgfrg: He eats fnarps for breakfast
(16:18:48) Tavgfrg: but not for lunch
(16:19:49) Tavgfrg: He eats them with a spoon, a metal spoon
(16:19:53) Tavgfrg: Made of metal
(16:20:18) Tavgfrg: He eats them from a bowl, a wooden bowl
(16:20:19) Tavgfrg: Made of wood
(16:20:58) Tavgfrg: And he takes whatever's left and he feeds it to his dog, and he takes whatever's left and he feeds it to his hamster
(16:21:06) Tavgfrg: but they eat fnarps for dinner too
(16:21:15) Tavgfrg: Lucas, the cannibalistic fnarp!
(16:22:02) Tavgfrg: Oh Lucas has a set of 87 plastic spoons
(16:22:18) Tavgfrg: They eat lots of fnarps and he uses them as catapults
(16:22:56) Tavgfrg: For boulders, the size of boulders
(16:23:01) Tavgfrg: He uses rubberbands that never snap
(16:23:22) Tavgfrg: For boulders, the size of boulders,
(16:23:32) Tavgfrg: It's all set up so all he has to do is clap
(16:23:53) Tavgfrg: clap!
(16:24:13) Tavgfrg: Oh he puts fnarps in rubberbands and he puts them in ropes
(16:24:56) Tavgfrg: He feeds them to his elephant (so everybody hopes)
(16:25:06) Tavgfrg: (because otherwise the elephant would just have to eat woodchips all day)
(16:25:20) Tavgfrg: He's Lucas, the cannibalistic fnarp!
(16:27:46) cubisrebuk: harry, have you read that article about the p-adics?
(16:27:59) Tavgfrg: the one from the 207 list?
(16:28:10) Tavgfrg: I skimmed it
(16:28:11) cubisrebuk: yes
(16:28:14) cubisrebuk: oh
(16:28:22) cubisrebuk: wait
(16:28:27) cubisrebuk: how long was this going on
(16:28:32) cubisrebuk: this fnarp business
(16:28:38) cubisrebuk: jesus christ!
(16:28:40) Tavgfrg: LOL
(16:28:42) cubisrebuk: I get back and what do I find
(16:29:13) Tavgfrg: I was basically expecting your first message to be "Harry, WHAT THE FUCK"
(16:29:22) cubisrebuk: haha
(16:29:36) cubisrebuk: well...ok.
(16:30:07) Tavgfrg: so the timestamps say the first one was at 16:18:38, last one at 16:25:20 (EST, of course), though I was about to continue when you got back (about how you know that eating green sludge is bad for you)
(16:30:34) cubisrebuk: dammit.
(16:30:37) Tavgfrg: so that's 7 minutes, plus 2 if you count till when you saw it
(16:34:35) Tavgfrg: you realize of course that that's all meant to be sung :D
(16:34:58) cubisrebuk: argh
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Date: 2005-12-16 12:06 am (UTC)somehow
Date: 2005-12-16 02:49 am (UTC)(what is a fnarp anyways? --besides that it is what lucas eats and feeds his elephants and dogs and other such things with spoons and other such utensils and puts in rubberbands and ropes and other such strings)
here's a limerick, based on your chat:
there lived a potato cube named harry
whose friendship with lucas had once gone awry;
with a spoon the fnarp went,
dug deep into a dent;
harry now has a smaller cube to carry.
Re: somehow
Date: 2005-12-17 04:48 pm (UTC)