Jack thinks Housing is trying to fill Tufts House with the lamest people they can

(This was his response to being told how few of the first-years play Smash.)

So Kate the Younger tells me that Bill told her that she may, in fact, be getting a new roommate, a May girl by the name of Zoe. I'll believe it when I see it.

-Harry

Two things from class today (approximate, as usual)

Calvin, during algebra, in a moment of boneheadedness: "How do you know those are equivalent? They could be different if your field is not an integral domain."

During Bio, the teacher left for a bit, leaving Sega[0], the TA - actually just one of the two lab TAs, don't know why he was there - in charge.

Sega: So... uh... does anyone have any questions?
Guy in the back: Where do babies come from?
Sega: Well, when your mother and I love each other very much...

[0]His full first name is Yabtsega, so he goes by Sega.