fn

Searching several dictionary files for "fn" produces "aloofness", "briefness", "deafness", "hafnium", and "stiffness". "buffness" makes no appearance. :P

Good news and bad news

The good news is, I solved that problem and it's actually really simple. The bad news is, someone (presumably either Ben or Jacob) broke one of the thumbsticks - one of the ones Ian just replaced! It's now permanently to the right, leaving not much room there; anything requiring you to hold hard to the right is impossible. In Smash, you can't run or smash to the right. While this makes for an interesting change of tactics, it is, of course, ridiculously unfair. We're now using one of Frank's controllers with a bad thumbstick (just bad in the ordinary way, though) in its stead.