sniffnoy | Dec. 9th, 2004

So I was looking for a kazoo, right? Because I thought, hey, why don't I go around blowing a kazoo on Afflux? I mean, really Afflux was yesterday, but it doesn't matter, right? I want to blow kazoos at people! I think we have a kazoo, don't we? But it seems we don't. So Xiao tells me he thinks you can make a kazoo from a comb and paper somehow. (He also promises to make me an honorary squirrel and give me a free kazoo when he becomes emperor of the squirrels.) And I look it up on Google and indeed, you can make a kazoo from a comb and wax paper! So here I am with a piece of wax paper and I can't find a comb.