Sep. 29th, 2004

AIMness

Sep. 29th, 2004 10:05 pm
sniffnoy: (Golden Apple)
Scariness:

(21:40:13) Sol Invictus171: i almost feel like applying to MIT for kicks, even though i'm not even considering going there
(21:40:21) Sniffnoy: :P
(21:40:40) Sol Invictus171: just to see how bad my rejectance letter is:-D
(21:44:30) Sniffnoy: a lot of work for a rejection letter :P
(21:44:39) Sol Invictus171: hehe
(21:44:44) Sol Invictus171: i applied to caltech last year and got in
(21:44:55) Sol Invictus171: so who knows
(21:45:01) Sniffnoy: wait... you applied last year? What?
(21:45:16) Sol Invictus171: yup
(21:45:19) Sol Invictus171: just for a trial run:-P
(21:45:50) Sniffnoy: ...and... you got into Caltech... as a sophomore...
(21:46:11) Sol Invictus171: oh yah, i was a sophmore wasnt i:-P
(21:46:19) Sniffnoy: ...and you have what, exactly, to be worried about? :-/
(21:46:32) Sol Invictus171: that i won't get into college next year:(
(21:46:42) Sol Invictus171: maybe they will no longer like me:-\

Amazingness:

(21:27:46) Sniffnoy: Amazing.
(21:28:00) onetalkswhen1can: Scintillating.
(21:28:17) Sniffnoy: Incrediblating.
(21:28:45) onetalkswhen1can: Neologismating?
(21:29:13) Sniffnoy: Indeed.
(21:29:43) onetalkswhen1can: Perhaps?
(21:30:03) Sniffnoy: Perhappity.
(21:31:09) onetalkswhen1can: you sound like a bunny rabbit!
(21:31:15) onetalkswhen1can: not that they actually have a sound...
(21:31:23) onetalkswhen1can: but if they did, I'm sure theyd
(21:31:25) onetalkswhen1can: say
(21:31:27) onetalkswhen1can: perhappity
(21:31:29) onetalkswhen1can: all day long
(21:34:29) Sniffnoy: would they not tire out their vocal cords?
(21:35:30) onetalkswhen1can: they migh
(21:35:31) onetalkswhen1can: t
(21:35:37) onetalkswhen1can: but they would whisper it

Bizarreness:

(22:04:57) Demosthenes36: ok, if you had to marry one of us, would it be john or me?
(22:05:34) Demosthenes36: (keep in mind he has a very long last name thats hard to pronounce. a real inconvenience for you.)
(22:05:58) Sniffnoy: ah, but if he's marrying me, he might change it, no?
(22:06:08) Demosthenes36: no. he's stubborn.
(22:06:37) Sniffnoy: hm... OK, and I must admit "Harry Lagomarsino" sounds much better than "John Altman"
(22:07:03) Sniffnoy: of course I could keep my name
(22:07:14) Sniffnoy: and it's not like I have trouble pronouncing "Lagomarsino"
(22:07:26) Demosthenes36: nonsence. do you want to show your dedication to your spouse or not?
(22:07:31) Demosthenes36: but others do.
(22:08:37) Sniffnoy: BAH! It doesn't have a single complicated syllable!
(22:09:40) Demosthenes36: its complicated. take my word for it.
(22:10:50) Sniffnoy: probably you, though, because I can't even get John to play Fluxx, much less Carcassonne or Gnostica or anything like that, so I suppose I really have to rule him out :-/
(22:11:01) Demosthenes36: W000TT!!!
(22:11:05) Demosthenes36: knew i would win!
(22:11:54) Sniffnoy: :-/ Who came up with this contest?
(22:12:02) Demosthenes36: hmm...
(22:12:10) Demosthenes36: i think it evolved.

(22:11:59) WakeUpToes: thats it, harry. it's over.
(22:12:31) Sniffnoy: ...but...
(22:13:29) WakeUpToes: i know your type. i shouldve known better.
(22:13:31) WakeUpToes: ::weeps::
(22:15:02) Sniffnoy: eh... I...

NonAIMness:

Mickey: [referring to a particularly bad translator] May his name rot... I mean, may his name be blotted out... wow, that was entirely the wrong curse...

Several-days-old-nonAIMness:

Me: All orange poker hands are flushes!
Dr. Ostfeld: Why's that?
Me: Because there's only one orange suit in a deck of cards, of course.
Dr. Ostfeld: So all green poker hands are flushes, too.
Me: Yes, but that's just true because there's no green suit in a deck of cards.

ADDENDUM (How did I forget this?)

Dinnertableness:

Elana: Mrs. Cosgrove wants all of the grades to do something for "School Violence Awareness Week".
Dad: Murder Mrs. Cosgrove!

-Sniffnoy

--
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a
capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety
labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
-xterm (bash.org)

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