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Sep. 14th, 2004 09:11 pmMost of this entry is about the non-word "dord". Well, no point in wasting effort telling you about it myself, I'll just direct you to http://www.snopes.com/language/mistakes/dord.htm.
Maybe it's just me, but I actually found this funny enough that yesterday at lunch I spewed my soda *twice* because of it, the first time because of something funny Chris said about it, the second just from thinking about it.
So of course I'm sure you can guess what I thought upon finding this:
1. I have to tell everybody about this.
2. I have to get the physics and chem teachers to start using this.
Well the 1st I've done a good job of - when I told Mr. Weems, I found out, that in fact, "Dord" was actually his nickname back during his days as a bouncer - though Chris says he's probably just making that up - but anyway, as for the second...
Well, Dr. Ostfeld said that "he would think about it". :P
Mr. Sayres said he might use it. Once. He then proceeded to use it later that day, in my presence - "That's a high dord of cable, isn't it?" - and now says he's used it once, he won't use it in class. Bah.
Mr. Dr. Crane sounded like he might actually use it. :D
Mrs. Dr. Crane made similar comments to Mr. Dr. Crane but didn't sound so much like she would actually use it.
Oh, when Dr. Nevard was done spreading people out for the quiz yesterday, he said that the population density was now low enough. "Population dord!" I shouted.
Choketsu tells me some visual girl confused Ed Early for a freshman. "And I felt bad for him, because he looked like he had no friends." (Not exact quote.)
Tom: (Very inexact quote) "I think Lit teachers have no bullshit detector. Most people can tell when you're bullshitting them, but Lit teachers just seem to feed on the stuff. They're just like, 'Yes! Give me more bullshit!'."
-Sniffnoy, who doesn't mind posting this now
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"Baby-proofing the house would be a very big challenge for
Spider-Man..."
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forcemajeure
Maybe it's just me, but I actually found this funny enough that yesterday at lunch I spewed my soda *twice* because of it, the first time because of something funny Chris said about it, the second just from thinking about it.
So of course I'm sure you can guess what I thought upon finding this:
1. I have to tell everybody about this.
2. I have to get the physics and chem teachers to start using this.
Well the 1st I've done a good job of - when I told Mr. Weems, I found out, that in fact, "Dord" was actually his nickname back during his days as a bouncer - though Chris says he's probably just making that up - but anyway, as for the second...
Well, Dr. Ostfeld said that "he would think about it". :P
Mr. Sayres said he might use it. Once. He then proceeded to use it later that day, in my presence - "That's a high dord of cable, isn't it?" - and now says he's used it once, he won't use it in class. Bah.
Mr. Dr. Crane sounded like he might actually use it. :D
Mrs. Dr. Crane made similar comments to Mr. Dr. Crane but didn't sound so much like she would actually use it.
Oh, when Dr. Nevard was done spreading people out for the quiz yesterday, he said that the population density was now low enough. "Population dord!" I shouted.
Choketsu tells me some visual girl confused Ed Early for a freshman. "And I felt bad for him, because he looked like he had no friends." (Not exact quote.)
Tom: (Very inexact quote) "I think Lit teachers have no bullshit detector. Most people can tell when you're bullshitting them, but Lit teachers just seem to feed on the stuff. They're just like, 'Yes! Give me more bullshit!'."
-Sniffnoy, who doesn't mind posting this now
--
"Baby-proofing the house would be a very big challenge for
Spider-Man..."
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