The exact quote

"Any monkey looking down from Mars on Earth knows that the countries in NATO and North America are the bulk of the countries on the face of the Earth that have the same values, the same concerns, the same hopes and aspirations for the world, the same lack of a desire to impose their will on somebody else."
-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

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"Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively."
-Tink

Donald Rumsfeld says there are monkeys on Mars!

(14:52:26) Sniffnoy: LOL
(14:52:35) Sniffnoy: I just had to go get groceries out of the car
(14:52:45) Sniffnoy: and we had gotten pretty much everything out
(14:52:55) Sniffnoy: but, lying there in the trunk, towards the very back
(14:53:00) Sniffnoy: was a 20 oz bottle
(14:53:03) Sniffnoy: of some black soda
(14:53:06) Sniffnoy: with a greenish label
(14:53:19) Sniffnoy: Elana says to leave it there, since it's Diet Coke
(14:53:25) Sniffnoy: but the label really isn't readable, so I take it
(14:53:26) Sniffnoy: and it is
(14:53:28) Sniffnoy: listen to this
(14:53:31) Sniffnoy: Diet Coke with Lime
(14:53:40) Grenadier 32: .....
(14:53:55) Sniffnoy: yah, so I take this upstairs, and we ask Mom why we have this
(14:54:11) Sniffnoy: apparently you could get a free Coke with Lime with every 2 bottles of soda you bought
(14:54:22) Sniffnoy: except they were out of the regular and only had the Diet
(14:54:39) Grenadier 32: ...OK...
(14:54:42) Grenadier 32: Diet Coke with Lime?
(14:54:45) Sniffnoy: yah
(14:54:47) Grenadier 32: As if I didn't hate soda already :-P
(14:54:51) Sniffnoy: LOL